Kathy Crazypants

Monday, January 30, 2012

RedBox Crazies



As I was RETURNING my copy of JUDY MOODY AND THE NOT BUMMER SUMMER I noticed a trend at the redbox. As I walked up I clearly displayed that I was RETURNING my movie by.....tapping it on my nose, waving it back and forth as a fan, and finally slapping it against my palm to make a loud THWAK noise. I watched 3 people go in front of me, look me in the eye, and proceed to pore over the movies trying to find the one that would fill their night with glee. Yes of course I was annoyed that I merely had to return my movie and be on my way, AND that my children were probably eating all the gum in my purse in my car but, I was trying to be patient. As I watched each person pay for their movie I noticed with a giggle that every one of them swiped their card the wrong way FIRST. So what have we learned today. Well.... if you are at the redbox let the people who are returning go first and ALSO keep an eye on the people swiping in front of you. Make it a game for your significant other or your friends. How many people can you count that swipe the wrong way first.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Sideways Sandwiches




As I was sitting across from my husband at Whataburger I noticed something that he did that curled my toes and caused me to grit my teeth. As my hubby had 2 bites left of his burger he decided to turn it sideways to take the next to last bite. The vision of someone eating a sandwich OR burger sideways even just the next to last bite sends me into crazyville. There is something supremely unnatural about it. I wouldn't take a hot dog and take a big old bite out of the middle or even a taco turned the wrong way. It is just wrong. So..... as I sit with you and lazily eat feel free to eat your sandwiches OR burgers any way you choose. Just know that I am shrieking on the inside.